Based on 284 votes and 94 reviews
Vampires Suck well... sucks! Brutal movie, could not finish.
SUCKS, 20 min of origanility then boring some old 90's stupids jokes. Realy doesnt worth it!
Worst then the original Eclipse! re-gosh!!!
ausome movie edward your the best NO jacobs the best boom boom POW take that alice lol
A great parody, enough extra content to keep even the non-twilight viewers happy.
twilight was better
the movie sucks too... but some Twilight fans will enjoy it.
They're a bit too late with this one. Trying to cash in on the whole spoof genre of films popular the past 10 years with the Scary Movie franchise, Date Movie, and all the others.
Hilarious spoof, but otherwise not great
Vampire Suck??? This movie suck's! Don't waste ur money.
thought it could be better
Not half bad.
It was better than I expected.
WASTE OF TIME
Terrible movie. Not worth the money. I laugh alot, but in this movie I only laughed maybe 5 times. It should have been rated pg 13. It doesnt even come close to the hummor in the scary movie serise. Its the kind of movie that ypu watch with a huge group at friends that are good at makeing jokes in bad movies. No offence to anyone who likes this movie or the director, cast ect. this is just a personal opinion.
A total gas! The funniest vampire movie since TWILIGHT!
This movie sucks!
It was alright but I would not watchit again
a few funny moments, otherwise not too good of afilm.
Funny at times but found I was waiting for the next funny thing because I found the filler droll!
This movie should not have been rated PG. Lots of sexual innuendo and frequent talk by teens about "having sex", "humping"...the female lead dresses in a leather outfit with flashing arrow lights pointing to her crotch and jumps on the guy. Not for younger children or even Tweens...
I thought tha the movie was hilarious it was so much better than all of the twilight saga.
FUNNY AS CAN BE!
An alright movie. I wasn't sure what to think going into it, but some parts were pretty funny.
If you enjoy the Twilight series, you would get a laugh out of this. Was a great move it see on cheapie night, when it was blistering hot out.
meh..boring...poorly done...Jabob is yummy tho. lolol
vampires suck was a hilarlous movie and competly awesome would love to watch a 100 more times and every part would still make me laugh and its a movie to let team vampire and team vampire hunter join together to have a very good laugh
i thought it was awesome i saw it 2 times i liked it so much but it could've been better
AMAZING! helarious and funny
Wanted to walk out... So stupid pointless....
The commercials were hilarious but the movie sucked!!!
I thought the commercials were very misleading because they made the commercials really funny and the movie ok and in the movie they did not have some stuff from the commercials. :(
Well, the title is absolutely perfect for this movie. It's completely about vampires, and it certainly does suck. I was pretty disappointed with this movie. It could have been a lot funnier. :(
this movie was a waste of time because it sucked! don't waste your money on this crappy movie, it wasnt funny at all!!!
Could I give a negative, for the love of god people, stop going to see movies like this, cause they will keep making them.... SUCK is the appropiate word!
That is one sick show,making fun of twilight
I have seen the movie "Vampires Suck" 2 times because it's so funny. I love watching how Jacob takes off his shirt in the video and that when he transformed into a pup instead of a wolf.
It really really isn't worth your money to see it
POOR, this movie sucked. Total waste of money and time! Cant believe I didnt walk out of the theatre. DO NOT SEE! Dont even rent if you can borrow it later, tell the person who owns it they should burn it, literally, with fire and stuff. GO see Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World - totally amazing and an EPIC film, instant classic i say.
I've never rated a movie before, just enjoying the evening out. We have seen a few stupid movies before but this by far is the poorest excuse for entertainment. Don't waste your time even renting it, this movie is deplorable.
it's funny )))
It was funny as I am a huge twilight fan but most of the funny parts were shown in the previews which ruins it
This movie had some laughs but it was overall a horrible movie and a waste of time. not suitable for younger viewers. Im really surprised it was only PG.
This movie is really sucks. There's no storyline, worst film I ever see.
Bad comedic timing and very boring. At only 82 minutes long, it felt like it was a lot longer and I could not wait for it to end.
some parts were so hilarious that i almost fell on the floor laughing so hard in my seat. but some parts were like okay that wasn't funny at all. so overall i would say go see it and have a good laugh!
Hilarious spoof of the Twilight series. My son and I laughed out loud. I haven't loud out loud like that in a long time. Although, silly, I think the younger audience could relate to the movie more than the older members of the audience. But, none the less a very funny movie. The girl (Becca) really captures all of Bella's characteristics and at times I felt like I was watching Bella.
Vampires suck and so does this movie. Don't waste your money. I am a teen and I didn't find this funny at ALL!