Based on 84 votes and 28 reviews
I'd rather watch paint dry
Machete kills is the kind of movie were you either like it or you don't. Myself? I loved it, I loved the randomness. I can't wait for the next one.
We enjoyed the movie, having seen the previous film from the Machete franchise on dvd in recent years. Fun, silly, over-the-top ... can't go wrong with the likes of Trejo, Rodriguez, Gaga, Vergara, Sheen, Gibson, and more. Not one for the kids ... but if you like movies big & in your face ... this one's a fun popcorn film selection.
Amazing! another Rodriguez specialty! If you don't get it, you must not understand the way his mind works. Amazingly funny, action packed and full on over the top gore!
Danny Trejo knocks it out of the park again in this faux-exploitation flick filled with hilarious over the top violence and gun play.
Pretty good movie. Lots of action.
Pretty hoakie, but lots of gratuitous violence.
I did like mr. rodrigez first version of this movie, Machete, but i have to say it, the second movie, Machete kills is just disappointing.
Action movie lover's with alot of blood, and death you will like it...but all the other's won't really appreciate that bloody movie
B-movie glorious silliness with blood
Liked that !
I am a fan of Grindhouse type movies. THese movies are totally ridiculous and insane that all you do is turn your brain off and have a blast. Well, Machete Kills did just that. And pretty damn well. THE GOOD: Hilarious humour, insane gore, perfect action scenes, stupid story, great cast, great one-liners, Danny Trejo was awesome. THE BAD: The insane moments were too few, and had too much story in between. Look, the story wasn't terrible, but it was really ridiculous, and was really stupid. It needed more action scenes. THE UGLY: The pace was surprisingly slow. I actually found myself getting bored during parts. OVERALL: Machete Kills is an over the top, insane, ridiculous and pre
Machete Kills is so over the top, so violent, so funny in a very creative Rodriguez way that I don't see how any action movie fan could resist watching it at least once.
Danny Machete returns as the knife wielding ex-Federale, Machete. He is called into action by the President to save the world and much action and hilarity follows. Great for genre fans
If your looking for a story line this is not the movie for you, but if your into sex , gore , violence , and action , this movie has it all.
movie is alright dont expect too much from this movie but still bettee than the first one mel gibson is hilarious
"Machete" was a great action movie with a message. It, a throwback to the grindhouse movies of the '70s, featured Danny Trejo in the leading role and had him and a colorful cast of actors go through a simple yet poignant plot involving racial tensions and immigration issues in the southern states of America. It had a purpose, and that it had over-the-top, gory kills on top of that made it something that's well worth seeing. "Machete Kills", by contrast, doesn't have much of a point other than to get together a more colorful cast of actors and have Machete (Trejo) slice through an incredibly large number of people in order to stop the bad guy from executing his slightly more complicated bu
The worst movie ever
Great Grindhouse fun.
you will either love it or hate. I loved the humor and crazy violence!
A great cheese fest!
Great cast...great laughs
For what it is, a campy sendup of 'B' Action movies, it is great. Unfortunately, you get people going who have no idea of what it is intended to be, which results in the mixed reviews. If you like this genre, you will enjoy this movie.
funny..so absurd i busted a rib laughing so hard
really loved the first film and want to like this one but....just went to far out there for me. Like a warped James Bond film on drugs