Based on 203 votes and 40 reviews
The stupid dialogues and chaotic storyline kill everything what is good and have some potential. The camera work is sometimes good and doesn´t look cheap but the story is so badly written and the stuff the characters talk about often makes no sense. :D Sometimes the film looks like a parody.
For some reason, this movie gives me the feeling of the game Diablo III, LOL! It is a good movie despite all those hater's comments, I like it! 5 Stars all the way baby!
this movie was terrible...it had so many cheesed fuelled further with cheesy music... the acting was terrible, you could've gotten pornstars to play in this movie and it might have made it more entertaining to watch...script sucked...directing sucked...everything just sucked..
Cheese but entertaining
Very interesting movie. liked it a lot. could be better i guess but for sure beats Pirates in my book...
Uwe Boll's best movie so far. The plot is very basic, but remains focussed for most of the movie. At about 1h:40m in Uwe Boll seems to get sidetracked and the plot frays around the edges but managed to keep it together until the end. The end was the WEAKEST part of the movie. It should have gone on for another 10-15mins, but as usual, Uwe's tendency for lazy directing claimed the better of him. 3/5
Very poor movie all around! I wouldn't even recommend renting it, unless you got it for $1.00 at the corner store.
This movie was not good at all =:( Don't waste your money!!
Uwe Boll is God!
I do agree with most, the acting was bad the script was shody, but as to say it was the worst movie ever,hardly, I take it most people have see "Pulse" or the deep an compelling political movie "The Contender" Those are amongst the worst movies ever made. The action scenes were done exceptionally well. But it, to some, may be lost because of the poor scripting of the movie. Alot of people think oh my god a period piece with monsters an sword fighting..it's so going to be like lord of the rings.. hardly. I think alot of people try to compare it, and it just cant. I've taken my children to it an they thought it was amazing. So looking for a action flick that your younger children will enjoy,
Okay, so, it's not an Oscar winner, but it's great action movie. My son loved it! Not a bad story line either. Actually, scenery was really beautiful. Some funny parts too. Good for kids who like action movies.
The best comedy ever!!! Oh wait, this wasn't supposed to be a comedy. Horrible movie, if I can do one good thing today, it's warning you that this movie is terrible. Save your money, but more importantly, save the time that you would be wasting watching this movie.
Worst movie ever, except Uwe Bolls other movies, they all compete for having respectable casts, and getting the Worst perfomances out of them, along with having no real plot or apparent script, it was fun to be an extra in it, but im a little embarassed to know im even partially in it... DONT WATCH THIS..
Excellent movie needed a better ending but can see a second based on there is much more of the world to explore
aweful, take good actors and give them a terrible script and you get this
Wish I can give it ZERO STARS!!! WORST MOVIE EVER SAW!! Cannot believe they can put this movie in theatres!
Very low buget movie. More like a comedy. No special effects. Bad Performance by most actors. Dont waist your money.
aweful, good idea, but poorly done
worst movie i have ever seen
Worst movie of all time. Be warned.... Dont waste your money. WORST MOVIE EVER
ONE WORD: "AWFUL"
What the hell did I watch!?!?!?!?
This movie could have had so much potential, but it was slow and the fight scenes so unbelievable! The acting was alright, and the directing needed improvement. It was flat. Go see it on CityTv.
i came to the movie full of expectations. Boy was i disappointed, the script was bad, the acting was bad the special effects were even worst than bad. i feel sorry for the actors the needed the pay check.
it was asome
Worst Movie ever. No story what so ever, no plot. Just horrible action and even worst writing...the only thing that was good about this movie was the laugh I had from seeing Burt Renolds trying to act...
Easily among the worst movies of 2008
This movie is a MESS. Jason does not fit into a medieval role, he should stick to more contemporary roles. During the serious scenes people laughed, and during the comical scenes people stayed quiet. Save your money and go see something else.
Suneagle's Review; 2 1/2*s Wow what a mess..This movie's saving grace was Jason's Fighting.LOL Burt(His best role yet)John was good aswell & Ray was a good Warlock type Steller cast wich whom directed them selv's for sure.Besides it being a Period piece wich I love I prob would of siad no to this movie..Also The movie was supposed to be 4hrs long so wait for the DVD uncut 190 min extra to get the full movie..Must say though that this movie had better fighting than some other great films that won awards like LOTR and Eragon etc. It's A rental for sure!.
One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Theater was laughing at the bad acting.
Just came back from this so called 4 star rated movie. Let me advise folks that although it has a very high profile cast, this movie was absolutely a joke. Even a "B" rated movie is better. Its not worth the DVD. The whole theater was laughing at the idiotic script..Half the theater walked out...a medieval movie with tree climbing Ninja's and cast members actually forgetting to focus and caught looking for the camera, as though they forgot what the they were supposed to do. Seriously this movie is not even worth a 1 star.
I would give this movie less than one star, but I can't. I left the theatre after only 30 minutes. The acting was horrible & I have no motivation to even find out what happened, the story started off so poorly. I would not recommend this movie at all. Not even as a rental.
Not one for everyone, but a pretty reasonable attempt
Bad, bad, bad. Uwe Boll stikes out again!
nice epic movie..
Uwe Boll outwits the Boll Babies and scores a fun time at the movies.
Three words: Real freakin' bad!
Awesome Movie !!