Based on 311 votes and 90 reviews
Some people obviously didn´t get it is supposed to be cheesy B-movie. It is so bad it is actually good.
Crazy, over-the-top movie which had Trump in it before Trump became a politician. :D
Very cheesy. Like they are trying to be serious?
A bit too cheesy!
This movie is ttwly aWesome! I enjoyed the gore, nudity and the violence in this movie. Although, some of the scenes from this movie reminded me of the Grindhouse! I did enjoy the movie, because it's a wild ride.
While a bit over-the-top in it's violence and story, it was entertaining. A guilty pleasure.
entertaining and brainless.....thus a good popcorn movie.
Worst movie I have ever seen. If this is what society enjoys, God have mercy.
Awesome movie...better than I thought..
If you are into lotsa FEMALE nudity, blood splatter, Spanish swear words, LAME-O script/porn but great cast, then this is for you. Zzzz!
george clooney totally redeems himself in this movie....
I love this movie. It has a bit of everything action, gore, comedy and Nudity. The cast was excellent very well acted. Danny Trejo was meant for this roll.
Great action, good story, gratutious skin could have done without. can't wait for the sequil.
2 thumbs up
it's already gone ? good movie ...
The movie definetely had some great moments but seemed to use way too much t and a in an effort to generate excitement where the plot was lacking. Really...it was kinda like a softcore porn. As hot as all the ladies were, as a gal that does nothing for me and is just not enough to make a movie interesting. No man candy for the ladies either...the plot was so-so and the feel campy...the acting itself was fantastic but without enough substance it fell flat for me.
Best B-movie of the year.
Alot of fun and great to see Danny Trejo in a lead role. He was great on Breaking Bad as well, and in his many roles over the years. Popcorn movie. Talk about a cast too! Trejo / Deniro / Alba / Lohan / Marin / Seagal / Rodriguez, etc. Solid.
this movie was crazy! so violent lol, didn't love it, didn't have it
a GREAT Robert Rodriguez film!!!! The entire cast was a hit, even Jessica Alba who I typically dislike. Just remember...the cheese factor is high...but it's supposed to be!!
A fun watch, for what it was. Lot's of blood and gore. I did get a bit bored by the end. Thought the Grindhouse movies were better.
Machete was sooo funny and the different stunts were amazing. It was a very good movie.
So funny and violence ! Good to see Steven Seagal back on screen.
This is a great movie, in a weird sense. One of the funniest movies I have ever seen, with a lot of blood and gore. In no way is this anti-American, rather anti racism and anti stupidity. I would not recommend this to someone who hates blood and guts, but even that part is hilarious. Get your popcorn and hang on for the ride....
Nothing more than an attempt to get more hate between people and we have more than enough of that now!
I really liked this movie. It was hard to say which one I liked more, Machete or The Expendables. The Expendables has a great cast, but so does Machete. And bonus, it has Machetes! There is also a lot more blood and violence. I could have done without the make-out scenes though....
Interesting use of current events, with a lot of hacking, slashing and splattering of blood! Great mix of some of my favorite current and "experienced" actors. This genre isn't for everyone one but I had a BLAST!!!
Machete gets 5 stars just from the trailer. The fact that it's now a full-length movie requires a whole new rating system. Or at least say 6 stars out of 5.
action and more action, what else do you want in a movie.
great movie ; alot of great action scenes definately kept you on your seat
awsome in every way shape and form!
"Machete" is the best feature-length extension of a fake movie trailer in Hollywood history. There are clever wisecracks, and some of the action is fresh and inventive, if you don't mind blood and body parts flying in all directions.
Oh hum ! Another Hollywood anti-American film !
This movie is ridiculous... in a good way lol.
The plot itself for me is 4 stars because it highlights what might be happening in the World, but the violence is getting Way Too violent!! And I Didnt enjoy Alba naked at all. No point to it! Also Low standards with Lohan, as 1 Reviewer said.
It's nice to see a good 'bad' movie on the big screen
It was like a 70's movie with a twist. They had cell phones. There was a lot of killing in the movie, but all in all it was a good movie.
Cheesy scenes from the 70's. Extremely violent movie with some unnecessary nude scenes...
Great movie highly recommend!
Wow. That was awesome. Would def see again
Awesome from start to finish,entertaining,funny and of course brutal
This movie delivers exactly what it promises and it does it in spades. An interesting plot, great characters, tons of action in a well paced story frame makes this a sure bet. Compared to some of the garbage showing now such as The Expendables, Pirahna etc., this is actually worth seeing. Lochnesshampster
Machete was a movie I didn't expect to enjoy. My boyfriend wanted me to go see it, and I still don't know why I agreed. Something to do with making him see Dear John. Anyway, the movie turned out to be AWESOME! I enjoyed it completely, it was funny, and it was definitely more of a guys movie, but I had fun, and enjoyed it entirely.